4 people unfollowed my tumblr since last night. I wonder what I did?
Pardon me if I wound, but I think posting repeatedly to your Formspring and asking people to ask you stuff may have done it.
Suspicious Activity: A concerned student report a subject was hanging from a tree located in Parking Lot 37. The subject’s mere presence in the tree was intimidating to the reporting student. The unidentified subject had gotten out of the tree prior to the arrival of the responding officer. The officer and the unidentified subject located each other and seemed to be equally aware and mistrusting of one another. The subject quickly slithered under a vehicle and crawled into an engine block and would occasionally poke its head out looking for the officer. The officer notified the owner of the vehicle about the unauthorized guest. The snake left the area. Occurred on: 5-17-10, at 6:30 PM.” —
Reason number eleventy billion why I love my job: I sent this story to our resident herpetologist (whose specialty is snakes), and he replied, “I’d love to put a transmitter inside of that snake!”