David Bowie, can we have a fashion talk? Because I’m kind of worried. I mean, I wouldn’t want anyone to revoke your icon status over those below-the-knee shorts, which are looking very Woodstock ‘99 to me. Could you at least release a statement about how you’re only dressing like a middle-school boy from upstate to throw off the paps? That would really help me sleep at night.
I appreciate the stealth bird-flip, though, and I only criticize out of deep and undying love.
Everybody’s got a right to pop down to the corner bodega when they’re feeling lazy.